So somebody was having trouble sleeping on Tumblr so I wrote them a bedtime story/otterlock/johnlock fanfiction thing but I didn't want to make it entirely fanfiction so I decided to give them both different names and
"Once there was a cute little hedgehog. His name was Dave. One day he was walking around, trying to find some berries or something, I don't know. What the hell do hedgehogs even eat? Anyways, he was walking along his little hedgehog path when he saw an otter named Harry. Harry was trying to find some food on shore when he got terribly lost. He had never wandered on shore this far before. He had never seen a creature like Dave. He was afraid of Dave, but he also thought Dave was beautiful. He asked decided to ask Dave for help.
"I'm sorry, I'm terribly lost" said the otter
Dave stared at him and replied "Well I can see that."
"Do you know where the ocean is?" the otter asked, oblivious to the hedgehog's remark.
"There's only land for miles, but there is a river about a mile that way" the hedgehog said slightly annoyed, and tossed his head to the side. Then he began to walk away.
The otter saw his opportunity to learn about the hedgehog slipping away. He panicked and managed to squeeze out "Isthereanywayyoucouldshowme?".
At this point Dave was very annoyed, but he also saw an escape. His life was boring. Wake up. Find food. Eat it. Go to sleep. It wasn't until now that he realised his life could have something more. He looked at the otter and simply nodded. Then they set off.
—END OF CHAPTER 1—"
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